Man Down

I'm KG. College sophomore-ish, Ohio born, Texas/Pennsylvanian bred, Massachusetts transplant and now self-exiled to Indianapolis, hating anything having to do with the Midwest and wishing I was back on the east cost, as well as lacking any sort of semblance of life plan or direction. But I have a well developed vocabulary. So, I've got that going for me... This is where I keep myself sane by proving how not sane I am to my loved ones, friends, and those unfortunate enough to have me appear on their dashboard.

Twitter here: http://twitter.com/kgforreal
Contact here:
E-mail: kgreer02@gmail.com
Or here:
IM: ItsMeeeKG



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1:53 a.m. update. I officially have drunk face. Red cheeks, red forehead, red everything. I also look exceptional in every other regard. Holla. How do I have friends, again?

1:53 a.m. update.
I officially have drunk face. Red cheeks, red forehead, red everything. I also look exceptional in every other regard.

Holla. How do I have friends, again?

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arrowsandaccolades: itsalwayssunny: Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww! (submitted by fortruthisalwaysstrange) This was the single most defining thing that made me excited for the this season, 2 months ago. Kitten Mittens forever.

arrowsandaccolades:

itsalwayssunny:

Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!

(submitted by fortruthisalwaysstrange)

This was the single most defining thing that made me excited for the this season, 2 months ago.

Kitten Mittens forever.
yourmercurymouth: Nice one, Katie. I’M AN ENGLISH MAJOR YOU GUYS. But really, figures it’d be an unintentional poop joke. At least I’m staying in character.

yourmercurymouth:

Nice one, Katie.

I’M AN ENGLISH MAJOR YOU GUYS.

But really, figures it’d be an unintentional poop joke.
At least I’m staying in character.
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tomlawrence:

Journey - Any Way You Want It

That’s right people, Journey.

As a wise woman once told me, SOAK IT IN.

Truer words were never spoken.

So, wait...

abloodymess:

whatwhatwhat:

Basically this movie is about people committing suicide? Depression begets depression?

IS THIS A METAPHOR??!?!

the should have called it “Demi Spawn”

this isn’t some kind of metaphpor, god damn this real!

THIS WAS BETTER WITH MY TAGS. INJUSTICE.

But seriously. What is this. Snakehead Terror comes on next. Awesome.

GUYZ

bjcg:

The Sartorialist went to Indiana University and majored in apparel merchandising. WE MAKE FUN OF THE GIRLS WHO ARE DOING WHAT THE SARTORIALIST DID.

I feel like such a hipster for hating hipsters.

I don’t know how to feel about this.

So, wait...

Basically this movie is about people committing suicide? Depression begets depression?

IS THIS A METAPHOR??!?!

Seriously, KG

tomlawrence:

Seriously, seriously, BFF.

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<3

True that.
Don’t be a sappy bitch.

kingofalldetectives:

whatwhatwhat:

This just came on SyFy.

We shall see.

 I don’t think I could take a scary movie seriously with Adam Goldberg but then again I can’t take anything on “SyFy” seriously.

ARGH, that new name makes me so mad.

I KNOW.

I’m having that conversation right now actually. Let it be known that by writing “SyFy” I am in no way condoning it, merely accepting it because I am tipsy tips and I have a very specific argument about this that I do not want to butcher under this cloud of whiskey.
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